A 3RD PARTY PERSPECTIVE
The Lamb Cake Party, done ate the party line!
[ Lamb Cake Party 101 ]
description: "politics are economics; after that, cake."
about: "because politics are like this"
median age of party members today: 35-44 years old
how it was discovered: invited to like via facebook
"Of the People, For the People, By someone’s Mom."
- Lamb Cake poster slogan
[ Vetting the 2012 Candidates: LAMBCHOP / BO-PEEP ]
Lambchop has been described as being like "a 6-year-old girl, very intuitive and very feisty, a combination of obstinacy and vulnerability. A soft-spoken fleecy little lamb with a penchant for mischief and wisecracks".
PROS: Intuitive and fleecy, qualities lacking in both U.S. major-party presidential candidates; television pioneer and actress (1957-1998); the strength and resolve she displayed while living through a life-changing experience like over four decades’ worth of somebody’s fist constantly up her ass.
CONS: soft-spoken; rumors of post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) mostly caused by over four decades’ worth of somebody’s fist constantly up her ass.
Little Bo-Peep is a famous shepherdess who takes a laissez faire attitude toward her sheep, and lets them come home to her rather than trying to find them.
PROS: has traveled extensively overseas (primarily England); inspires the flock like no vice presidential candidate has… since 2008.
CONS: her laissez faire attitude viewed as being "too libertarian" for the 2012 political climate.
- Pete Petrisko, Odd Man Out.
To widen your political perspective…
learn more about THE LAMB CAKE PARTY (on facebook) HERE!
For further reading, (via FOI Request), the party-submitted details of…
[ Lamb Cake Party Campaign Budget 2012 ]
527 political group seed money 2,000,000
Annoying distractions 5,000,000
ad hominem generator 10,000,000
attorney general slush fund 500,000,000
autarky prevention education 20,000,000
axis-of-evil pension plans trust 10,000
bi-partisan blow-back investments 30,000,000
casuistry devaluation development 500,000
chaos implementation and habituation (project costs pending)
democratic republic bookmarks 600
dialectic luncheons 45,000
earmark roundtables 50,000,000
Federal Reserve System tablets 30,000,000
Food police (use vegan volunteers)
Global Warming sweater and ice tray promotion packs 10,000,000
Hard money authenticity reduction cards 50,000
Illuminati recursive retaliation curriculum 10,000
impeachment insurance 700
IRS Duct Tape / Laffer Curve gift coupons (awaiting prospectus)
justice vs junk food independent study 7,000,000 (shift to annoying distractions line items post-election)
“Libertarian the Librarian” Children’s Workshop module 15,000,000 .
Marxism / Masculism / Metrosexual / Muslim Conflation Team 600,000,000,000
MSM Vaccination package 30,000,000 (must use hotdogs)
(6) nation building partnership promise amalgamations 900,000,000,000
Onicide Oidarky (OO) graffiti and street art team 120
Philosophical partisan perjury inquiry hotline 127,345.62
Plutocracy Piracy Little League teams sponsorships (nationwide) (may trade for “Libertarian the Librarian” Children’s Workshop module): 45,000,000,000)
Property and Prosperity Propaganda (costs vary by market)
Racism Quotas 100,000,000
Automated Revisionist Awareness Systems and Syndromes; reinterpreted, to reflect a view that is not accurate in order to support CDC grant funding stipulations.
SCOTUS Soft Money Ballroom Dance lessons (not sure on this)
Socratic Method Spin Subsidies with Surgical Strike Advocate replacing the current state system.
Talking Head Pension Fund (thinking either Belize or Costa Rica depending on current pharmaceutical status)
“Totalitarianism, Like Me” ebooks 1000 then sell for profit
Urban Legends Vouchers 10,000